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Name: Jason Smith
Tag/Alias: Cardicus
Age: 33
Gender: M
Favorite Marker: Milsim’d Ion
Field Position: Mid-Flank
Stripper Name: Fang Belmont
I’m best known for saying… “From here” “Hai” “Wow Olly, you’re amazing!”
Favorite Quote: “I bought some powered water, but I don’t know what to add.”
Other Hobbies: Karate, Dominican Candle-making, sausage hiding.
Real Job: Karate Instructor
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Name: Chuck Mullikin
Age: 26
Gender: Male
Favorite Marker: Invert Mini
Field Position: In the S#!T
Stripper Name: Rosee Kingston
Other Hobbies: Cars, Golf.
Real Job: USAF
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Name: Warren Atlee
Tag/Alias: Hongkongfooey
Age: 31
Gender: M
Favorite Marker: Angel G7 Fly
Field Position: Mid-Flank Or Back Player
Stripper Name: Rocky Gaywood
Other Hobbies: Karate And Jujitsu
Real Job: Industrial Management
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Name: Chris Mathes
Age: Undisclosed (He doesn’t look a day over 21!)
Gender: M
Favorite Marker: EGO
Field Position: Under Cover
Stripper Name: Charlie D-Licious
Other Hobbies: Golf
Real Job: Uhhh…
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Name: Robyn Sveback
Tag/Alias: Swiss Miss
Age: 26
Gender: F
Favorite Marker: Ion
Field Position: Wherever I don’t get shot!
Stripper Name: Charlie 120
I’m best known for saying… I make it look good!!!
Favorite Quote: “Don’t regret what you did do, only regret what
you didn’t do.”
Real Job: USAF
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Name: Olly
Tag/Alias: Not Kansas…
Gender: M
Favorite Marker: Whatever you’re shoppin’
Field Position: Chuck’s Third Leg
Stripper Name: Honey Clopton
Other Hobbies: Nope.
I’m best known for saying… ‘Gooood Morning! Here’s a coffee and your car keys – Now get out.’
Real Job: I’ll be whatever you want me to be.
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Name: Mathias Hauser
Tag/Alias: Doogie
Age: 27
Gender: M
Favorite Marker: SP Epiphany
Field Position: Up Front, Getting Shot at.
Stripper Name: Pauli Augustiner
I’m best known for saying… “It’s Friday”
Real Job: USAF
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Name: Rich Widlake
Tag/Alias: the underclass
Age: 26 I think.
Favourite Marker: TM7 (But I have a delta)
Field Position: Normally right in front of on coming fire and then the dead box.
Stripper Name: Honya Bahckyoubich. (In a Russian tongue)
I’m best known for saying… “I can’t see! I’m fogged!!” “Sorry bout’ the friendly!” and “I’m hit!!”
Favourite Quote: Knowledge speaks but wisdom listens
Other Hobbies: Mass alcohol consumption, PS3, sleeping, eating and fornication. IN THAT ORDER!
Real Job: Was plumbing now starting out in Refrigeration – Just chillin’ then.
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Name: Steve Donovan
Tag/Alias: The Don
Age: 87
Favourite Marker: Invert Mini
Field Position: Wherever I’m needed
Stripper Name: Rebel Sharpator
I’m best known for saying “fat c**t” followed by “sorry”
Favourite Quote: “its not the principal, its the money”
Other Hobbies: General mischief
Real Job: Ninja
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Name: Matt Donovan
Tag/Alias: Donovan
Age: 17
Favourite Marker: Invert Mini
Field Position: Forward
Stripper Name: Scrappy Meadow
I’m best known for saying: “Marshall!” “He’s out!”
Favourite Quote: “If in doubt keep it out”
Other Hobbies: Paintballing, Paintball, Being a paintballer and did i mention paintballing? :S
Real Job: Gypsy Hunter/Student
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Name: Tom J
Tag/Alias: Tom, Tj, Jonesy
Age: 17
Favourite Marker: ICD Promaster
Field Position: As Far Forward As I Can Run Off The Break
Stripper Name: Bruno Casino
I’m best known for saying: ” I Need Some Bloody Support!!! ”
Favourite Quote: ” Show Me An Inch & Ill Show You The DeadBox! ”
Other Hobbies: Im Gonna Go With “Paintballing”
Real Job: Define The Word “Job”?
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Name: Georgia Donovan
Tag/Allas: Georgia
Age: 14
Favourite Marker: Invert Mini
Field Position: Anywhere
Stripper Name: jojo meadowview close
I’m Best Known For Saying: “oop’s” or “where?….(bang)….ooh there.”
Favourite Quote: “Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.”
Other Hobbies: Going to town and spending £££.
Real Job: Being awesome like I am.
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Name: Bibi
Tag/Allas: Bibi
Age: 30
Favourite Marker: Invert Mini
Field Position: Burger van
I’m Best Known For Saying: “it’s physically impossible.”
Other Hobbies: Fast bikes, fast cars, fast food
Real Job: Super Hero
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Name: Mike Rohan
Tag/Alias: Doc
Gender: M
Favorite Marker: MilSim A5
Field Position: Rifleman/ Medic
Stripper Name: Zippy Rainbow
I’m best known for saying: Pretty much verbal diarrhea just spews from my mouth
Favorite Quote: Just the tip, just for a second, just to see how it feels…
Other Hobbies: Rafting, Snowboarding, Hiking, Fishing, Shooting
Real Job: Medic
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Name: Phoenix
Tag/Alias: BRAVO “AKA Johnny Bravo”
Gender: M
Favorite Marker: MilSim RAP4
Field Position: Heavy Gunner
Stripper Name: Tits Mcgee
I’m best known for saying… ”Oh HO HO”.
Real Job: Something important… Who Knows
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Name: Andrew Mclarney
Tag/Alias: Andy or The lil’ guy
Division: n/a
Age: 13
Favourite Marker: Invert Mini
Field Position: anywhere
Stripper Name: Amy Reach
I’m best known for saying: nothing or “did we win?!”
Favourite Quote: “I GOT HIM, I GOT HIM!”…..”Alright kid, dont get p*nisy”
Other Hobbies: Karate, football and computer games
Real Job: not yet
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Name: James Mclarney
Tag/Alias: Hot Snow
Division: n/a
Age: 16
Favourite Marker: BT TM7
Field Position: support gunner, or anywhere else im needed
Stripper Name: Conny Furr
I’m best known for saying: ”ahh f*ck”
Favourite Quote: “I haven’t seen the invisible man for ages”
Other Hobbies: Basketball, Army Cadet Force, Sleeping and occasionally karate
Real Job: not yet, army soon hopefully
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Overseas Members:
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Name: Justin Hermann
Tag: Blackball
Division: Red Squad
Age: 25ish
Gender: M
Favorite Marker: Ion
Field Position: Flank
Stripper Name: Lady Pleaser 9000
Other Hobbies: Pumpin’ the guns
Real Job: Bodybuilder
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Name: William Branham
Tag/Alias: Wild
Division: Red Squad
Age: 25
Gender: M
Favorite Marker: Autococker
Field Position: Forward.. Really far forward
Stripper Name: Bear Twentieth
I’m best known for saying… OUCH!! My nutz!!
Real Job: USAF
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Tag/Alias: Scooter
Gender: M
Favorite Marker: My Fist
Field Position: At the Front
Stripper Name: I’m No F**king Stripper
I’m best known for saying… ”Choke yourself”
Real Job: Who’s Asking?
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